So you just completed your 3L year and you're starring down the barrel of bar exam prep and two days of nightmarish horror that you will share with 3,000 of your closest friends/complete strangers bent over bubble sheets and blue essay notebooks -- well you're in luck soldier, because as someone who walked the same path that you now stand before I'm here to provide you with some guidance and words of wisdom as it relates to the next two and a half months of your life.
I should preface this by saying that though the next two and a half months seems daunting, much like a roller coaster that frightens you while in line, the moment it's all over you're going to stand on the other side and wonder what you were so nervous about in the first place. I should mention that I'm talking to the recent grads who are taking the bar exam prep courses and doing everything they can to ensure they're as prepared as possible for the exam -- for those of you will be "winging it" you can skip this part because you'll be back in February (and you'll need to know Civil Procedure, so good luck pal).
One thing you should know is that every piece of information that you're going to be asked to know on the bar exam is something that you already know. The past three years of law school has done nothing to prepare you to be a practicing lawyer - the only thing your law school has been doing while you racked up $100,000+ in student loan debt is preparing you to pass the bar exam. Nobody reads the law school brochure that talks about average student loan debt of the graduating class, everyone looks at bar passage rates -- understand where the focus is. Law school is essentially high school, just replace the MCAS testing with the bar exam as the test you're being taught.
The bar exam is an endurance test with obstacles. It's the Spartan race of post-secondary education licensing exams. It's not that difficult to pick out the correct torts answer in a multiple choice exam, you're a law school graduate I have to assume you're capable of filling in bubbles with a No. 2 pencil. The difficulty comes when you're trying to do that in the World Trade Center in Boston while 3,000 other mouth breathers are having a nervous breakdown because they can't remember what riparian water rights are or whether G.L. c. 93A s. 11 deals with corporations or individuals.
You need to be able to relax. This is the key.
The night before I took the bar exam I watched Wedding Crashers with my friend Travis and we walked to the exam in the morning. The only mistake I made was that I had two 5-hour energy drinks during that walk. Here's a tip, if you're goal is to stay relaxed it'd be advisable not to orally mainline the equivalent of pure Colombian cocaine via grape flavored energy drink.
You're about to embark on two months of study prep. You're most likely going to spend the summer inside an undergraduate college lecture hall taking sample exams and going over the last five years of bar exam questions so that you'll know every single trick in the book. I say this only so that you understand that you're not going to learn anything the night before the exam. Trust me, if you don't know it at dinner time the night before the exam, there is no helping you. All you're going to do by studying the night before the exam is increase your stress level, cause panic and lose focus. These are bad things -- if you listen to only one thing I tell you, let it be this -- close the book before dinner, turn on a baseball game, relax, take some deep breaths (please, please, please don't drink any alcohol, against February means Civil Procedure, this is a bad thing) and try to get a good nights sleep.
Again -- this is an endurance test, if you're tired or stressed, you're in trouble.
Finally, during your exam prep period you'll be told a number of times that when you close the book on the first day that you should put it behind you and not talk about the test with anyone else. This is impossible. You won't be able to do it after the second day either (when you'll embark on the bender to end all benders), but here's the catch -- nobody knows anything. Most of you won't even be able to remember the questions, so you'll be talking about what you thought, about a question that you probably didn't even have. Someone will tell you that they know they passed, someone will tell you that they know they failed, and one of those two people may actually be right -- don't lose any sleep over trying to figure out which one.
And ultimately when it's all over and you're panicked because someone is talking about an intentional infliction of emotional distress essay question and you never even saw a tort in that particular question that the worst case scenario is you failed the test and you can take it again in February, the best case scenario is that you passed the test and you're now going to have to find a job in an over saturated job market that simply doesn't have any room for you. Either way you're going to be applying at Starbucks by Thanksgiving so in the end does it really matter enough to get worked up over it?
The practice of positive affirmations is one that I employ on a regular basis. When you start to slow down and you feel that panic grip you, just think of this picture and visualize yourself being sworn in at the end of November.
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